nuggets wrote:bigh0rt wrote:Coppermine wrote:I think it's just because Jesus wouldn't approve.
Exactly. New campaign: Jesus didn't smoke pot, and neither should you.
Do you all know that a proper translation of the Bible reveals that Jesus used or was "blessed" with a ceremony of soaking his body in hash oil? That would get you pretty damn high.
Everyone always has their "you know, if you translate the Bible the right way" story. It's got to the point that it's just ridiculous. I read a stupid theory the other day that the "real translation" of the Bible proves that aliens genetically altered monkeys to make the first humans to help them mine gold to save their atmosphere (seriously).
I categorize all people who use that argument in an according manner.