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Postby AKhomebrewer » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:27 pm

Wife poked her head into the room and said, "Are you still looking up that baseball stuff?"

As she left, I'm thinking, "I'm married?!"
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Postby Joe Mauer » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:35 pm

It's been quite the opposite for me. Last year I got CRAZY prepared. This year....I've done a little leg work....but not a ton. Sometimes less is more boys....or so I hope. I dream about other things that involve scoring other than baseball. ;-D

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Postby cordscords » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:44 pm

I saw a turkey, and thought to myself does Jimmy Gobble make for a good sleeper in AL only leagues?
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Postby jlm53089 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:45 pm

when I have studied more for fantasy baseball then for the SATs
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Postby Mean One » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:30 pm

My girlfriend surprised me two weeks ago by showing up at the hotel I was staying at wearing a long grey trenchcoat and high heals. When she entered my room and opened it up to reveal only her sexy red-laced bra and panties, the first thing that popped into my mind was Bonds dressed as Paula Abdul. :-/

Needless to say, I eventually snapped out of my stupor and made her trip worthwhile for the both of us. :-°
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Postby OneLoveBoomer » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:43 pm

Mean One wrote:My girlfriend surprised me two weeks ago by showing up at the hotel I was staying at wearing a long grey trenchcoat and high heals. When she entered my room and opened it up to reveal only her sexy red-laced bra and panties, the first thing that popped into my mind was Bonds dressed as Paula Abdul. :-/

Needless to say, I eventually snapped out of my stupor and made her trip worthwhile for the both of us. :-°


What? I admit that Bonds would not enter my mind.
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Postby Mean One » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:35 am

OneLoveBoomer wrote:
Mean One wrote:My girlfriend surprised me two weeks ago by showing up at the hotel I was staying at wearing a long grey trenchcoat and high heals. When she entered my room and opened it up to reveal only her sexy red-laced bra and panties, the first thing that popped into my mind was Bonds dressed as Paula Abdul. :-/

Needless to say, I eventually snapped out of my stupor and made her trip worthwhile for the both of us. :-°


What? I admit that Bonds would not enter my mind.


Well, I've always had this thing for Paula Abdul. Plus the fact that I was in front of my laptop going over baseball stats and player movements during the offseason. And Bonds is always in the news. Yeah, I'm a sick puppy. :-/
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:38 am

OneLoveBoomer wrote:
Mean One wrote:My girlfriend surprised me two weeks ago by showing up at the hotel I was staying at wearing a long grey trenchcoat and high heals. When she entered my room and opened it up to reveal only her sexy red-laced bra and panties, the first thing that popped into my mind was Bonds dressed as Paula Abdul. :-/

Needless to say, I eventually snapped out of my stupor and made her trip worthwhile for the both of us. :-°


What? I admit that Bonds would not enter my mind.


Have you seen his girlfriend?


just joking :-]
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Postby CBV » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:07 pm

i think its great once the season gets a few months in and a few of my friends/managers are in a bar with me watching baseball tonight or sportscenter....i swear its like a choir a seconds later "HE IS ON MY TEAM" ... "YES I HAVE THAT GUY!!!"

girls near always give the "what losers" look lol :*)


another sign is when i went to the doctor the other day he said "lets take a look at your Toe, Knee, Arm and Ass" he was perplexed when i took out my Tony Armas Jr baseball card....

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