So I had a funny encounter at the bank last week and wanted to post it as I witnessed a fun scene. THE FOLLOWING ACTUALLY HAPPENED WITH NO EXAGGERATIONS:
So I walk into Chase to deposit some checks and I fill out the forms and stuff. When I get to the counter there is one girl (20-21 years of age I'd guess) trying to deposit her checks. I see that her face is really red, she seems upset at something. The clerk comes back and says:
"I don't know whats wrong, I cannot find your account on any of the computers. I can't make the deposit."
The girl makes a huge commotion, I remember stuff like " I am here all the time, it always works fine! Whjat do you mean you can't find my account?! Are you saying you can't find my money?! This is ridiculous, I hope I don't need a lawyer for all this!"
The clerk then tried to find her account for the next 5-10 minutes on the computer and finally, after he was extremely frustrated he said: " Miss, can you just give me your card, I need to call it into the headquarters since I absolutely cannot find your account and do not know what's wrong"
The girl made some more remarks about how her account number never changed and how she has been using this account for a couple of years now and then handed him the card.
As the clerk took her card he got really red and almost laughed. He was sweating pretty bad by this point but suddenly it looked like all the problems went away. He leaned over to the girl and simply stated these words:
"Umm, Miss? This is Chase....we're not US Bank..."
So basically this girl made a ton of commotion and wasted everyones time trying to open a US bank account (with the US BANK account number) at Chase which obviously did not exist.
The girl was really embarrased said "Oh...well, where is US bank then?" And quictly ran outside. I lost about 10 mins of my life but it was entertaining.
Sean Tracey has my apologies, we all know Ozzie Guillen is an idiot. I'm rooting for you!