Listen, boys - this isn't real. All of you calling them idiots and tards - it's called a mirror. Check it out and stuff.
The part that says "alien freaks?" Yeah, well, switch that part with "Cafegians who think this website is real and who think farmers are really that dumb."
Did you eat a meal today? Well, thank a freakin' farmer, sport.
This post brought to you by about 4/5 of a bottle of Merlot. The most I've drank in about five years in one sitting. Loaded? Yeah. So?
I forgot - 25!