Cafe Batting Lineup...with madison batting cleanup

[PlayingWithFire]

nice write up h0rt but why isn't H0rt himself in the lineup. Surely you could play somewhere.

Bigh0rt-Super Utility man.
Used to match Madison's PPD(post per day ratio) but has slowed down greatly due to overuse. Can still be usefull here or there to get a SB, a hit or to make a defensive play anywhere on the field. He can also pitch in true mopup situation. Longevity is the only problem here

Bigh0rt = Jose Oquendo, The Secret Weapon???

right

Can I be the 3rd base coach? Or the BP pitcher?

[JTWood]

nice write up h0rt but why isn't H0rt himself in the lineup. Surely you could play somewhere.

Bigh0rt-Super Utility man.
Used to match Madison's PPD(post per day ratio) but has slowed down greatly due to overuse. Can still be usefull here or there to get a SB, a hit or to make a defensive play anywhere on the field. He can also pitch in true mopup situation. Longevity is the only problem here

Bigh0rt = Jose Oquendo, The Secret Weapon???

right

Can I be the 3rd base coach? Or the BP pitcher?

Sorry. ACS already has dibs on the crappy jobs.

[beltrans_boy]

Can I be Ron Artest?

Oh wait...wrong sport.

[PlayingWithFire]

nice write up h0rt but why isn't H0rt himself in the lineup. Surely you could play somewhere.

Bigh0rt-Super Utility man.
Used to match Madison's PPD(post per day ratio) but has slowed down greatly due to overuse. Can still be usefull here or there to get a SB, a hit or to make a defensive play anywhere on the field. He can also pitch in true mopup situation. Longevity is the only problem here

Bigh0rt = Jose Oquendo, The Secret Weapon???

right

Can I be the 3rd base coach? Or the BP pitcher?

Sorry. ACS already has dibs on the crappy jobs.

I can be a mopup pitcher right? The slow and flat fastball and the slowwwwwer curve will definitely make those 13-3 games exciting again

[SHOCKandAWE]

Put me in coach! I am ready to play.

[chadlincoln]

Can I be team chaplain?

[Half Massed]

I call sage groundskeeper! You know, the random old guy who always gives the hero that one piece of advice that he thinks about right at the big pressure moment in the movie. The floating head that circles around the screen while echoing the one line as the hero makes the shot/hits the homer/passes the touchdown.

[Mugrila]

I'd like to drag the field during the 7th inning stretch.