Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USAToday, wherein you will
see that the Pentagon pays $171.50 for hammers, NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat and HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips head screws.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers
(value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.
A Satisfied Taxpayer