Just resting? He fell asleep! And forgot to wake up. I know you love the Braves, but ya gotta admit - Javy's days are over.
It'll be OK - maybe they'll bury him at the Turner Field and you can visit ...
Speaking of Python:
"That bird wouldn't go pfump, wump wump if you pumped 50,000 volts in 'em - he's dead!"
"Life is tough. But it is even tougher when you're stupid." - John Wayne