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Joke

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:44 pm
by kentx12
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,

who were excessively mischievous.

They were always getting into trouble

and their parents knew that,

if any mischief occurred in their town,



their sons were probably involved.


The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town

had been successful disciplining children,

so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,

with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,

sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Where is God?".

The boy's mouth dropped open,

but he made no response,

sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God!?"



Again the boy made no attempt to answer.


So the clergyman raised his voice even more

and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room,

ran directly home and dove into his closet,

slamming the door behind him.

When the older brother found him in the closet,

he asked, "WHAT HAPPENED?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.

God is missing -

and they think WE did it!"

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:45 pm
by chadlincoln
Nice ;-D

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:06 pm
by The Thrill
:-b Cute. ;-D

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:35 pm
by theclefe
That was not where I thought the joke was going. thank goodness.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:06 pm
by curious_george_43545
nice ;-D

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:17 pm
by DevilDriver
theclefe wrote:That was not where I thought the joke was going. thank goodness.


Yeah me too - I thought it would be another child molestation :-b

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:44 pm
by Spiegs1106
good one :-° I like how you spaced the lines...made it very suspensful.... ;-D

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:29 pm
by knapplc
Funny! ;-D

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:42 pm
by Half Massed
Good stuff, good stuff.