Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. On doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped the thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You many enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
There will come a day when Barry Bonds leaves baseball, and everything about the game will be the better for it.