Q: Why did O.J. hide in South Bend after killing his wife?
A: No one would think of looking for a football player there.
Q: Why do Notre Dame graduates hang their diploma from the rear-view mirrors of their cars?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Q: What do you call a 250 lb Notre Dame Cheerleader?
Q: What do you call 25 Notre Dame fans in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you get when you lock 32 Notre Dame Cheerleaders together in one room?
A: One full set of teeth.
Q: How many Notre Dame football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two, but they each earn 3 college credits.
Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Fighting Irish fan in the road?
A: The dead skunk has skid marks before it.
Q: Did you hear that the Notre Dame coach is only dressing 15 players this season?
A: The rest of the team is capable of dressing themselves.
Q: How do you get a Notre Dame graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: Did you hear Troy Aikman is thinking of moving to South Bend now that he is retired?
A: He wants to get as far away from football as possible.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn'd find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about the two Notre Dame fans who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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