RyanK wrote: baseball6791 wrote: LooseCannon wrote: _Simulacrum_ wrote: Red Stripe wrote: _Simulacrum_ wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:
But Chuck Norris was still there and Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris decided to have one final kung fu battle which was broadcasted live and made into a Saturday morning cartoon.
Guest starring in the same cartoon were the Powerpuff Girls who beat the ever-loving crap out of both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, proving once and for all that they are both sissy-pants fairy-boys.
But the Powerpuff Girls were tested for illegal substances and it was proven that they were on the juice, therefore Chuck and Vin demanded a rematch.
Sadly, they were both already dead at this point- beaten to bloody pulps by the Powerpuff girls. Therefore the fact that the Powerpuff girls were shooting up pure testosterone was irrelevant and their spirits were not granted a rematch from beyond the grave.
But unfortunately for the Power Puff Girls, Chuck Norris had risen from the dead and when he found the infamous female trio he recognized they were finally growing breasts.
Then Pikachu (sp?) appeared and thundershocked them all.
all of a sudden the Kool- Aid jug of kool aid jumped thru the wall screaming, "OH YAAAAAAAA!" causing Chuck Norris, the Power Puff Grils, Pikachu and even Vin Disel to hide in fright of this 8 year old scaring jug of juice
Then the universe exploded into nothingness after hearing such a goofy story.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....