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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:53 pm
by Pacman
He can go ahead and prove me wrong, and that'll be fine, but I say Nick Lachey (a.k.a. Monkey Boy) will never -- NEVER be with another woman as absolutely SMOKIN HOT as Jessica S.

Sure, his publicists will make sure he's photographed going around with Scores Girls or Playboy Bunnies, but it'll never be as good as Jessica.


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I mean.... come on...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:19 pm
by AT
He may not do as well as Jessica, but I'm sure he'll make up for with quantity over quality. Figure the hoardes of scores/playboy chicks he'll bag vs. Jessica by herself. I'm sure he'll do alright. He's one of those guys I'd amputate a testicle to be. After today, so is Jon Daniels.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:41 pm
by WharfRat
Atrophying Testicles wrote:He may not do as well as Jessica, but I'm sure he'll make up for with quantity over quality. Figure the hoardes of scores/playboy chicks he'll bag vs. Jessica by herself. I'm sure he'll do alright. He's one of those guys I'd amputate a testicle to be. After today, so is Jon Daniels.


Would you still say that if your testicles were healthy instead of atrophying? ;-7

Sorry bud. You left it over the plate. :-b I'd be willing to live with one good nut to be in Nick's shoes at this moment.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:07 pm
by AT
Considering I joined the Cafe with this name in March, they're pretty much the size of raisins by now.

Here's a good shot of them in fact...





















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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:20 pm
by go_jays_go
StlSluggers wrote:
Pogotheostrich wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
Us Weekly sources also claim it was her ego, her partying and her dad that drove the couple... apart.

That's BS! Anybody with half a brain knows that the only reason they were married in the first place was because she wouldn't give it up until they tied the knot. Once she got her cherry popped, Jessica probably went wild realizing all of the things she'd missed out on being single.
That's not a very Christian attitude. :-D

Do you think I'm wrong?


I acutally completely agree with you. Nick is missing out right now. :-°

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:23 pm
by acsguitar
Atrophying Testicles wrote:Considering I joined the Cafe with this name in March, they're pretty much the size of raisins by now.

Here's a good shot of them in fact...





















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Nice picture!

I'd give Jessica super happy fun time!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:56 pm
by kentx12
Atrophying Testicles wrote:He may not do as well as Jessica, but I'm sure he'll make up for with quantity over quality.



I believe you might be right.. ;-D

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:50 pm
by raiders_umpire
i wonder who the next lucky guy will be?????

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:01 pm
by dannyolbb
Allll riiight....

Now's the time for me to make my move!

giggity giggity giggity!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:18 pm
by baseball6791
WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO ;-D ;-D ;-D But seriously though, I feel sorry for Nick, at least he was a remotely intelligent human being.