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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:19 pm

Red Stripe wrote:O come one some of you guys have to be lying, I'm obviously not the only one where are the 37% of the Braves fans that don't wash their hands sometimes.

I wash my hands like 98% of the times. But If I just take a piss in the woods or something I have no choice.

Also, If someone disobeys that law of pooping in public and tries to leave the stall while I'm the only other person in the bathroom I run away fast.

Thats too akward :-t
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Postby warrick95 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:58 pm

I'm OCD about washing my hands and using my towel to open the door.
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Postby Madison » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:57 am

Big Pimpin wrote:
da1chipo wrote:Two guys go into a bathroom, one from Harvard, one from Yale. They both take a piss. The Harvard one finishes and starts to wash his hands, the the Yale one starts to walk out the door. The Harvard guy says "At Harvard, they teach us to wash our hands after we pee." The Yale guy replies, "At Yale, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

I've heard that one but with a Marine and a Navy guy instead of Harvard and Yale... ;-D

Marine and Air Force guys here. :-D

Ok, I'll admit I don't wash my hands every time I sneeze or cough. I also don't wash my hands before every single meal. I do wash after going to the restroom though, so I guess I'm not all bad. :-b
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Postby mweir145 » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:02 am

Red Stripe wrote:Hey I don't wash my hands a lot of times at games, Sometimes you got to hurry up and catch the action and washing your hands for that 10 seconds could possibly make you miss something.......Ya Im disgusting so what. !+)

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Postby Minor League Skilz » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:56 am

Listen, I had to use that Penn Station restroom more than I would like and I am positive that the longer you are in there the dirtier you will get. If you want to get to the sink you have to push you way past the homeless guys washing themselves. Your feet stick to the floor with every step. I would buy an adult diaper before I would use a stall there!

Dennis Leary did a bit on washing your hands before you go to the bathroom because you already know if your D#%k is clean. It makes sense. You go through your day touching God knows what in the world and then you put your dirty hands all over yourself without a second thought! :-D

I am with Red Stripe. If the bathroom is that bad I am not touching anything. Get in, do your business, and get out.
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Postby hybrid » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:20 am

warrick95 wrote:I'm OCD about washing my hands and using my towel to open the door.

Well I guess us Rays fans are clean anyways. ;-D

But in all honesty I didn't need an article to tell me this. Everywhere I go there are always people leaving with out washing their hands, I find it pretty disgusting.
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