Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old
walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical
couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on
syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought......... but you're wrong.
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
And the old man said: "I thought it was a fart...........but I was
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....