wrveres wrote:I read something along those lines this morning ..
I didn't bother to share, cus it's Canada.
Nobody cares about Canada.
I'd bet you would be hard pressed to find Canadians who care about Canada
Anybody remember that movie with John Candy where we invaded Canada? Wouldn't that be so cool. We could put a 7-11 and a Jack in the Box next to every curling venue. Some fat hag with a mustache would get a Nike contract. ESPN would have a show called "curling tonight". It could be part of the Canadian Trifecta, hosted by Celine Dion, where they do stories on all of the Hocky teams that bailed and went to snow filled Florida. ..
Hey did anybody hear that Miggy Batista got removed as closer?
And in related news:
Triple A team Colorado blew out double A San Diego 20-1 (no that's not that's not the Broncos against the Chargers but the Rockies against the Padres) thereby dropping the Padres down to .500 and reducing their lead in the worst minor league division in history to 5 games. Colorado had no regulars with major league experience in their lineup and their batting practice coach started on the mound for them.
Padre fans think that this is a plot to get them into the playoffs and further embarrass their team on national television. "We're worse than 8 other teams that won't make the playoff. They just want to laugh at us on national television and talk about how much they pity our city for never having won anything." Said a disgruntled Padres fan who promptly got drunk and made an ass of himself on fantasy sports boards. "Please Barry make this division respectable" he was heard to mumble as he walked away.