I saw the following story mentioned in SI's 10 Spot this morning. It's not for the feint at heart.
Chavdar Yankow scored with stitches
PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER
A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.
Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.
His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.
Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.
And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.