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Another Lawyer Story

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:56 pm
by Mookie4ever
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from
> > > the city's most successful lawyer.
> > >
> > > So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish
> > > office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, Our research
> > > shows that even though your annual income is over two million
> > > dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to
> > > give something back to your community through the United Way?
> > >
> > > The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, First, did your research
> > > also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful
> > > illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her
> > > ability to pay?
> > >
> > > Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, Uh... no, I didn't know
> > > that.
> > >
> > > Secondly, says the lawyer, my brother, a disabled veteran, is
> > > blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his
> > > wife and six children.
> > >
> > > The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is
> > > cut off again.
> > >
> > > Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband
> > > died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a
> > > mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled and another
> > > has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?
> > >
> > > The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, I'm sorry,
> > > I had no idea
> > >
> > > And the lawyer says, So... if I didn't give any money to them,
> > > what makes you think I'd ever give any to you?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:58 pm
by Big Pimpin
Heard it, but still funny. ;-D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:22 pm
by Simulacrum
Those wacky lawyers and their penny-pinching shenanigans :-b

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:36 pm
by Red Stripe
I've also heard that before, hilarious still though. ;-D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:49 pm
by go_jays_go
Thats good. :-b ;-D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:00 pm
by Lofunzo
Knew where it was going but still funny. ;-D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:03 pm
by curious_george_43545
_Simulacrum_ wrote:Those wacky lawyers and their penny-pinching shenanigans :-b


:-D hehe



heard it, but it's still good ;-D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:47 pm
by raiders_umpire
good one ;-D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:04 pm
by JTWood
:-D :-D :-D ;-D ;-D ;-D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:06 pm
by baseball6791
Hehe very funny ;-D