I hereby dedicate this little diddy to honor the mods, sung to the tune of the Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" ads:
Today we salute you, Mr. Fantasy Baseball Cafe Moderator.
(Mr. Fantasy Baseball Cafe Moderator)
You've given us a place where people can come and get their fantasy baseball fix
(I'm jonesin for some fantasy)
Not blinking for a second, you take care of more spam than the entire state of Alabama
(Love me that delicious Spam)
If there's trouble, you'll find it. If there's a problem, you'll fix it. And if there's spammers, well then you'll delete them into oblivion.
(I thank God for the Moderators!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, FBC Moderators. You protect the Cafe and send those assclowns where they really belong...the Football Cafe.
(Mr. Fantasy Baseball Cafe Moderatorrrrrr)