Law and Order: FBC
The life and death of my hero, sizzlinJays&Leafs
.Game Comentary - August 11th Dong Dong
He started out like any newcomer to the Fantasy Baseball Cafe. He had a simple queston about a team he followed. He was very civil, begining his queston with a capital letter, and following with easy to use lower-case letters. It was a very legitimate queston.http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... highlight=Injuries & Player updates
Sizzle suddenly gets bold, and is the first to respond to a queston about Matt Lawton. From his post, he clearly doesn't know who Matt Lawton is much less how he got injured. Wanting to make an imforative post, Sizzle's grammar skills begin to slip and some words are shorten to a smooth, ebonic format. Though the stress level is high, he completes the post.http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... highlight=New York Yankee Forum
Energetic after a succesfully meaningless post about Lawton, Sizzle discovers the emoticons while browsing in Leftovers. To his surprise, they start talking to him. Soon he befriends Cool, the emoticon leader, who convinces him that he can answer any fantasy baseball queston with the class and intellect of Mike Harmon. Cool directs Sizzle to the Yankees forum, and into the teeth of the rabid NY fans.
His initial post was sensible, with good use of comparisons, but he became fatigued due to the length. Soon, sentence fragments took over and periods were place sporadically. As the stress level increase, so did the non-sense. When finished, he had a post that sumarized the plight of the Yankees in a language only Sizzle could understand.
For the first time in his Cafe career, fellow members told him he was an idiot. Sizzle was enraged... and he blamed all that were Yankee.http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... highlight=Game Comentary
Sizzle snapped and he wanted all to see. Cool, the emoticon, wanted him to post in Leftovers because of the high traffic, but Sizzle was too upset to scroll down that far. On the pages of game comentary, he scribed his manifesto, too upset to notice his cap lock was active.
As anger and ignorance coursed through his fingers, all hopes at grammar left him...
http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... highlight=
ITS A AMAZIN HOW poo U GUYS R...
BE SAD NOT PROUD..
U MAKE ME SICK...
and then it was over. The morning came, and Mookie made the annoucement that all were expecting. SizzlinJays&Leafs was dead.