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kingctb27 wrote:Yes, I'm usually up to around 1 AM on the boards, but after that, I just get tired. Sorry I can't help.
theclefe wrote:I work the night shift, which consists of combing the FBC and making sure the building doesn't burn down...
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw
you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and
walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "
Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but,
MAYBE during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked,
"Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
"No," she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your
son's second grade teacher!"
SaintsOfTheDiamond wrote:I think I seriously have some kind of sleep disorder(s) because I'm never on a regular schedule. If it wasn't for work/school I'd probably be like Kramer on that Seinfeld episode where he slept four hours at a time and never knew what day it was or what time it was. There was a stretch there where I was like you, I'd scroll down the main page and there'd be no little orange boxes. That's when you know you've got issues.
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