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Postby wildfire » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:35 pm

Yoda wrote:I heard that he tripped and fell and a needle stuck his ass.

I heard Canseco would sneak into Palmeiro's bed while he was asleep and stab him in the ass with a needle and run away giggling.
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:35 pm

wildfire wrote:
Yoda wrote:I heard that he tripped and fell and a needle stuck his ass.

I heard Canseco would sneak into Palmeiro's bed while he was asleep and stab him in the ass with a needle and run away giggling.


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Postby Danimal » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:35 pm

Given those circumstances, he has no place in the Hall. Period. What an embarrassment!
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Postby scott1360 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:36 pm

for those who want to read his statement: http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/base ... -headlines
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Postby DK » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:36 pm

wildfire wrote:
Yoda wrote:I heard that he tripped and fell and a needle stuck his ass.

I heard Canseco would sneak into Palmeiro's bed while he was asleep and stab him in the ass with a needle and run away giggling.


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Postby scott1360 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:38 pm

as a huge Palmeiro fan (well was) this news is really saddening. However, if nothing else, it points to the fact that MLB needs to test every single last player. He was one player who I honestly believed did not do it so now I dont know what to think
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Postby Yoda » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:39 pm

wildfire wrote:
Yoda wrote:I heard that he tripped and fell and a needle stuck his ass.

I heard Canseco would sneak into Palmeiro's bed while he was asleep and stab him in the ass with a needle and run away giggling.


I thought it was in a bathroom stall? But seriously, couldn't they find a better place to stick each other than a freakin bathroom stall?
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:40 pm

KolbSaves wrote:Also, I bet that's why they were trying to get Nevin. I think the teams know ahead of time on these things, such as when the Tigs cut Sanchez.


i dont think thats why they cut him, i think its becasue he couldnt play defense or run the bases.

but about Raffy, wow, hes one of the guys i really thought didnt do it
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:41 pm

Juan-Gone and Pudge were in the stalls too, right?
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Postby Rirruto » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:41 pm

I just read his whole statement and I dont know what to believe. It seemed pretty genuine but who knows.
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