the press is cooking Raffy ....
There is some funny stuff in print this morning..
* Canseco - the last honest slugger in baseball? How frightening is that possibility?
* "I have the best law firm and the best lawyer standing in the wings in (Orioles' owner) Peter Angelos," Palmeiro insisted in February. "He stands behind me, and he's ready. I will look at all my options, and I'll decide." Absurd. Insulting. Comical. But not even the most absurd, insulting or comical thing Palmeiro has said in just the past seven months.
Heck, make that just the past seven minutes, and it's probably still true
* Can't any of them get their story straight?
Let's see, Rafael Palmeiro did not have sex with that woman -- oh, what was her name? Monica Lewinsky, that's it! -- and Bill Clinton never used steroids. Ever. Never. Ever. Or maybe it was that he never inhaled them.
Have I got my stories straight?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it is not one employed by either presidents or ballplayers when caught in blatant untruths with their pants down, both figuratively and literally.
Refresh my memory: Just where was it, again, on Palmeiro's anatomy that Jose Canseco said he injected steroids?