JTWood wrote:Because I know that you guys are going to miss me...
I'm going to have wrist surgery in a couple of hours to repair some torn cartilage that I got playing tennis. It's not major surgery. In fact, I'll actually be home before the sun sets tonight. The part of it that's going to suck (and the reason I'm posting this) is that my
entire left wrist
and hand will be in a cast - even over my fingers. So, I probably won't be typing on here much for the next couple of weeks seeing how I'm left-handed and all.
On that note, I need to get two weeks worth of comments and comebacks in here real quick:
To the Cards fans...You guys still suck. John Rodriguez will not save your team.
To Madison, ACS, and all you guys who will say this...Yes, you're right. I actually did hurt my wrist by playing with myself. How did you know? Were you watching or something?
To Madison...Don't worry. My wife won't need your services. I'm still quite capable of performing my duties with only one hand.
To jd, pogo, SotD, Pooja, and all other Cards fans...Keep the Molina Fan Club going strong. It is the only thing that gives us enjoyment in our sorry existence. Someone probably needs to start up a J-Rod fan club, too. Keep telling Cards fans they suck.
To anyone who owns an Xbox...Do you guys know any good games that you play on Xbox with only your right hand?
To my posts-per-day average...I'm so sorry to have to do this to you, but tennis is more important.
See you guys in a couple of weeks!
ps - I heard that StlSluggers is going to Aruba for a couple of weeks, so that means you probably won't be hearing from him, either.