A Navy fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well", explains the pilot, "it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am
The pilot taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."