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The Real Reason Why Women Squat Over Public Toilets

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Postby Minor League Skilz » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:26 pm

and wear special undergarments designed for burn victims.

Those can't be very flattering. :-P
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:03 pm

acsguitar wrote:Ahh Dennys what a fine establishment

And we can build two Dennys so we can "lets not go to that one, lets go to the good one."!
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:37 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Then, for some reason, I wonder to myself, "Horseshoe-shaped burn mark? Does that mean she could bring good luck by standing on her hands?"

I won't comment on that... I want to but I shouldn't :-D

Way back in boy scouts we learned never to sit directly on the latrine toilet seats due to spiders that were known to bite butts. So we were squatters too :-b
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Postby HAC Wolves » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:39 pm

yes the joys of being a man

I heard of that happening somewhere else a while ago and started laughing and now the comment about the burn mark had me laughing for a while
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:34 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:Yet another reason it's good to be a man.

*high-fives everyone*

Who knows what she was doing in there?? Guys have to sit to do certain things, too.

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Postby Fireball Express » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:18 pm

I don't know about you guys but I always look before sitting. In a public restroom I always wipe the seat or line it w/ TP.

I wonder what kind of cleaning chemicals would do this. That's some high powered stuff if this is true.

A woman in my restaurant asked me once why I leave the seat up. She said she nearly fell in.
I said that I leave the seat up so that no one pees on the seat. I told her that if she doesn't look to see if the seat is up or down, she'd never see if there was pee on it. :-?
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