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Postby logan » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:39 pm

congrats ;-D
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Re: 2,000 Small Balls

Postby pokerplaya » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:41 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Mr. Testicles,

I salute you!

;-D ;-D

Something is wrong with that. I just can't put my finger on it. :-b
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Postby Mustangs989 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:42 pm

Congrats ;-D ;-D
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Postby AT » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:11 pm

Sluggers, you're the man for the love. You never seem to miss one of these. Thanks bud ;-D

First off, I'd like to thank the Mods for not throwing me off this thing before I got to 1,000. Nevermind 2,000. I've certainly tried awfully hard a few times.

May The Whizzinator live in the lore of the more hilarious events in the history of sports.

Wharf if you hear someone yell from the bleachers at an outfielder "Nice Route Magellan" after blowing a fly ball, that's me. Come say hi.

poker, if only everyone watched Rescue Me, the world would be a better place.

nsulham, there's no better way to call out Jorge and Moises for their disgusting hygiene than in an internet forum. Really, there isn't.

And finally, I'd like to thank Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, Gary Sheffield, and Benito Santiago just to name a few, and last but not least, Jose Canseco, for raising our awareness to steroids in baseball. May all ballplayers' testicles return to their normal size now that the door's closed to steroids.


Thanks guys, I hope I've brought some light-hearted humor and the random sarcastic fantasy baseball insight to your days. It's been a pleasure.
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Postby emb0lus » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:45 pm

nice job ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:56 pm

Way to go testicles! You da bout them yankees! ;-D
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:03 pm

Schwing away, Testicles ;-D

Excellent work with your 2000 mildly offensive posts :-D

Just kidding. Congrats. B-)
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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:10 pm

Congrats ;-D
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:45 pm

Congrats. ;-D ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:03 pm

way to go man! ;-D
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