Haha, great read. I haven't been reading the Guy as much as I used to. My favorite bit was the Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston thing. Hysterical.
It's also good to see he's on the right side of the Jeter All-Star debate.
And anybody who hates on Peter Gammons needs to read the final award. Say what you want, the guy's a legend who deserves his spot in the Hall for his coverage. I only say this because there are too many folks around who see his current less-than-stellar reporting and his Sox bias and decide that it invalidates his entire career. Bull.