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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:21 pm

A man is having an affair with his secretary and the passions overwhelm them one day shortly before he's due home to have dinner with his wife. He quickly starts getting dressed and tells his lover the secretary to go out in the yard with his shoes and rub them all over the lawn. When gets home he finds an angry wife who says,"Why are you late for dinner", he replies"Well honey I am going to be perfectly honest with you, I’m having an affair with my secretary!" She replies "Why you lying no good son of a buck, you've been out golfing again look at your shoes!

I thought it was quite jokes. :-b
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:26 pm

:-D ;-D
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Postby bceagles04 » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:11 am

;-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:58 am

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Postby reznorsboy » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:43 am

haha ;-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:47 am

;-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:48 am

I was hoping to hear a story about a hot secretary. :-D

Ah well, good joke though! ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:14 am

nice one :-D
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