If that really is the best available pitchers to you, and you really need one, there are a couple that are the best of the list, although that isn't saying much. Simontacchi has been horrible and inconsistent, but he does play for a team with a great offense and he can win you some games; although I'd only use him in favourable matches against like Pittsburgh, Florida and San Diego. Chan Ho Park, when he comes back from the DL, has been all star calibre in the past (pre 2002), and playing for the Rangers, should also get plenty of offensive support. You could grab him and then only start him in favourable pitcher's parks or against Detroit, Baltimore and Tampa Bay. However, both options are scary and will likely torch your ERA and WHIP if you're not careful.