I'm in a league with a guy, where I'm in first place and he's in last. I offered him a 3 for 1 trade where I wanted David Ortiz and I sent him 3 starters. He e-mailed back just insulting me, saying thanks for the garbage.
Only reason it pissed me off is because the guy is almost in last place across the board, and needs help in tons of areas. He just didn't see the big picture, and now I just want to kick his butt.
...Boston papers now and then suffer a sharp flurry of arithmetic on this score; indeed, for Williams to have distributed all his hits so they did nobody else any good would constitute a feat of placement unparalleled in the annals of selfishness. -Updike