"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
HAHAHA!!!!!! I'm going to use that on a buddy who happens to be a police officer. Can't wait.
"Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
Awww, one less lawyer in the world. What a tragic loss.
Great jokes Ryan!!!