As a completely random post, I thought it would be interesting to start a thread for all posters who are nearing 1000 posts, we can randomly comment about whatever we want to boost our totals when nothing else interesting is in the forum.
Now this is what you call unabashed spam. Just be patient. It's not like you'll never, ever reach 1000. Unless Armageddon happens tomorrow, you'll eventually reach 1000 if you keep posting here -- why resort to these kind of tactics?