Tavish wrote:Since I think Mookie's precog idea pwnd teleportation here is the lamest superpowers.
13. Ability to distinguish Dick York from Dick Sargent.
12. Them: Ice breath. You: Dentyne Ice breath.
11. Can mimic exactly the movie trailer voice-over guy. But only while making love.
10. Your AAP (Acronym Awareness Power) keeps you from having to ask, "What do those initials stand for?"
9. Perfect recollection of every line Jar Jar Binks has ever uttered.
8. You have the power to deny Rodney Dangerfield any respect.
7. The amazing power to make all calls up to 20 minutes for under a dollar using 10-10-220.
6. The ability to tell the Olson Twins apart.
5. To accurately predict 50% of all coin flips.
4. Ability to walk like an Egyptian.
3. You can actually believe it's not butter.
2. The uncanny ability to keep a straight face while your vacation video from Mexico is released in 2,200 theatres.
And the number one Lamest Superpower is...
1. The power to dangle a baby over a balcony in Germany and somehow get away with it.
Added one, and number two... You're talking about the crapfest that was Open Water, right?