Is this the sign of a sick, sick man? Every year, I have a dream a few times leading up to the draft in my money league. In the dream, I generally show up at the draft, get inside, and realize I forgot all my materials. No Prospectus, no mags, not even my spreadsheets. I can do without the mag and Prospectus, as they're just quick reference materials for later rounds. But without my spreadsheets, things wouldn't go so well, I don't think.
(I finish in the top of my league every year; the lowest I've finished is third. So, it's not like I'd flail miserably without them. It's just that the thought of being without them is scary! They've got all my injury info, my positional rankings, overall rankings, and projections on them!)
*cry*... I'm sick a geek... for other people, not having a stack of spreadsheets with them at all times would be a GOOD dream, not a nightmare!
Your wisemen don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick...