If you started him then just tell your buddies that you forgot to bench him, or you were drunk, or that aliens from the planet knuckleball made you do it! lol.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....