I would only want this gig if I were given the opportunity to meet Barry Bonds in my first few days on the job. What I would do is take a vacation for a week from my current job and then go out there and start this one. Meet Bonds and ask him how it feels to know his legacy is crap because he's a cheater with a big head (and I don't mean ego....but he has an overly large one of those too) and then I'm sure I would promptly be fired, but not before Bonds goes into roid rage and attacks me. I sue him and have a nice paycheck to enjoy myself with on my next vacation.
BA 5,HR 9.5,R 4,RBI 6,SB 2,ERA 12,H+S 8,K 11,W 7.5,WHIP 11,TOT 76 pt 3rd