- You refer to your credit cards as "magic money."
- You recently charged 48 cents worth of gas.
- You can't get your credit report because printing it out is considered an environmental hazard.
- You're not allowed to have a bank account in 41 of the 50 states.
- You've considered getting another card in your kid's name ... or your dog's.
- You answer the phone with "No hablo Englais."
Hehe. I for one am very glad to be out from under my credit card debt.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....