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Postby Fireball Express » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:42 pm

The wife then made frequent trips to the Zoo. Most of the time leaving her husband tangless at home. Once you go Ape you never go back.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:55 pm

Fireball Express wrote:The wife then made frequent trips to the Zoo. Most of the time leaving her husband tangless at home. Once you go Ape you never go back.


To quote NIN "I wanna you like an animal"
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:00 pm

well im obviously not maried but thats pretty funny
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:04 pm

That is hillarious.. ;-D
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Postby Sticky Spice » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:48 am

How about "I'm too tired."

Too tired to what? I do most the work. Aren't orgasms a "good tired?"

Then she wants to say I can't look at porn either. !+)
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Postby JTWood » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:05 am

Rico The Retard wrote:well im obviously not maried...

And the winner of today's "Statement of the Obvious" award goes to...
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Postby Pacman » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:16 am

JTWood wrote:
Rico The Retard wrote:well im obviously not maried...

And the winner of today's "Statement of the Obvious" award goes to...



LMAO ;-D
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