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Postby Madison » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:59 am

Subject: No more Excuses


It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were
spending
the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress -
sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As
they
walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,
silverback
gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the
bars,
and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his
chest
with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the
pink
dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
suggested
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and
wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband
suggested
that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She
did,
and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then
the
husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her
in
with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."


Lol. :-D
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Postby JTWood » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:56 am

Wrong, Madison. Wrong and hilarious.

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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:14 am

good one mad.... sounds very similar to my wife..... except her favorite excuse is her belly hurts not a headache......
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Postby wkelly91 » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:14 am

LMAO :-b
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:19 am

raiders_umpire wrote:good one mad.... sounds very similar to my wife..... except her favorite excuse is her belly hurts not a headache......


I think that I've found your problem Raiders....that's her belly button.
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:47 am

raiders_umpire wrote:good one mad.... sounds very similar to my wife..... except her favorite excuse is her belly hurts not a headache......

Me too!!!!!!!! Small world, huh?

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Postby acsguitar » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:12 am

Damn women...They always want you not playing video games too
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:33 am

Mookie4ever wrote:
raiders_umpire wrote:good one mad.... sounds very similar to my wife..... except her favorite excuse is her belly hurts not a headache......


I think that I've found your problem Raiders....that's her belly button.




ouch.... i would hope that i know the difference, but i will recheck to make sure... :-D :-D :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:02 pm

Thats a great one Mad..... ;-D
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Postby slomo007 » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:05 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
raiders_umpire wrote:good one mad.... sounds very similar to my wife..... except her favorite excuse is her belly hurts not a headache......


I think that I've found your problem Raiders....that's her belly button.


LMAO. I'm not married, though I do have a g/f of almost 4 years, so I can relate to the joke. Not quite the same as all of you old timers though. :-b
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