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How about a Blonde joke?

Postby Madison » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:57 am

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just
go
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
and
give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the
side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist
deep
in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
onto
the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she
shouts out "DAMN IT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"


:-b
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Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
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Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:16 am

LMAO :-b :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:13 am

God I bet I konw girls like that
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby nikku88 » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:17 am

That was good. ;-D ;-D
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My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:00 pm

LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:06 pm

That's funny. :-b
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:55 pm

haha dummy :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:01 pm

Nice.. ;-D
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