A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist
in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she
shouts out "DAMN IT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....