I'm not sure I understand what your categories are supposed to mean for fantasy purposes.
But considering how many bases Podsednik stole last year I don't think you can put him behind ANYBODY except maybe Crawford. He's clearly ahead of Ichiro and Pierre.
Bluto: Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.