It's a good one, oh Whaler fan...
I heard it as: "Two guys walk into a bar.... you'd think ONE of them would have seen it COMING!
How about: A skeleton walks into a bar, says to the bartender: "Gimme a beer..... and a MOP."
A string walks into a bar and sees a sign saying that the bar doesn't serve to strings. So he scrunches himself up and messes his hair, goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch on the rocks. The bartender says, "you aren't a string are you?" and the string replies, "No I'm a frayed knot"
BTW that lawyer one was pretty good. Didn't see that ending coming
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."