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by kentx12 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:57 pm

It took me a few minutes.. ;-D

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by Kingctb27 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:02 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:lmao

I still don't get it

what are you retarded????

Heh, I guess I can be sometimes. I get it now though ;-D

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by Pacman » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:19 pm

A wicked good joke, RyanK.

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by DieHardCubbie » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:16 pm

Great jokes Ryan.... ;-D

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[b]Useless Trivia of the day[/b]

England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.

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by Madison » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:46 am

The lawyer one was the best! :-D

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Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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by LBJackal » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:45 am

Pacman wrote:It's a good one, oh Whaler fan... I heard it as: "Two guys walk into a bar.... you'd think ONE of them would have seen it COMING!

How about: A skeleton walks into a bar, says to the bartender: "Gimme a beer..... and a MOP."

A string walks into a bar and sees a sign saying that the bar doesn't serve to strings. So he scrunches himself up and messes his hair, goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch on the rocks. The bartender says, "you aren't a string are you?" and the string replies, "No I'm a frayed knot"

:-D

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BTW that lawyer one was pretty good. Didn't see that ending coming ;-D

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