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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:57 pm

It took me a few minutes.. ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:02 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:lmao ;-D

I still don't get it


what are you retarded???? :-D

Heh, I guess I can be sometimes. I get it now though ;-D
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Postby Pacman » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:19 pm

A wicked good joke, RyanK.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:16 pm

Great jokes Ryan.... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:46 am

The lawyer one was the best! :-D ;-D
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Postby LBJackal » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:45 am

Pacman wrote:It's a good one, oh Whaler fan... ;-D I heard it as: "Two guys walk into a bar.... you'd think ONE of them would have seen it COMING!




How about: A skeleton walks into a bar, says to the bartender: "Gimme a beer..... and a MOP."


A string walks into a bar and sees a sign saying that the bar doesn't serve to strings. So he scrunches himself up and messes his hair, goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch on the rocks. The bartender says, "you aren't a string are you?" and the string replies, "No I'm a frayed knot"

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BTW that lawyer one was pretty good. Didn't see that ending coming ;-D
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