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Postby RyanK » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:18 pm

This one actually took me some time to get... be it my slowness or what not:

Three guys are walking down the street, two walk in to a bar the third ducks
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:58 pm

har dee har har
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby GEBaseball3 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:09 pm

thats great, heard it before but still funny ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:40 pm

hehehehehe
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Postby Pacman » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:46 pm

It's a good one, oh Whaler fan... ;-D I heard it as: "Two guys walk into a bar.... you'd think ONE of them would have seen it COMING!




How about: A skeleton walks into a bar, says to the bartender: "Gimme a beer..... and a MOP."
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Postby Viper8437 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:09 pm

The one i heard was

Two guys walk into a bar
Ouch
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Postby RyanK » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:25 pm

This ones a classic:
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:26 pm

RyanK wrote:This ones a classic:
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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Postby Kingctb27 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:38 pm

I still don't get it :-?
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:50 pm

lmao ;-D

I still don't get it


what are you retarded???? :-D
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