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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:20 pm

An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"

The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"

if this is too bad to put just tell me, please dont ban me :-o :,-( :-/
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Postby so0perspam » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:21 pm

:-o
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:41 pm

hahahahaha

i laughed really hard

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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:53 pm

LMAO ;-D
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Postby GEBaseball3 » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:28 am

good stuff! :-]
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Postby Amazinz » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:20 am

Lol. Pretty good. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:13 am

Rico The Retard wrote:if this is too bad to put just tell me, please dont ban me :-o :,-( :-/


Ehhh, it's close, but I think we'll let it go. ;-)

Heard it before, but still funny. :-D
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Postby Nomar4prez » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:30 am

I really don't want to say how long it took for me to get that joke.
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Postby Viper8437 » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:37 am

Nomar4prez wrote:I really don't want to say how long it took for me to get that joke.


dont worry
ive heard that joke so many times
never understood it until now
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:52 am

AWESOME!!! ;-D
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