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Postby kentx12 » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:15 pm

>A priest and a rabbi are seated together on a plane. After a while, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
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>The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion, I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
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>The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
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>A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
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>The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
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>The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?"
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>The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
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>The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:26 pm

LOL....that is a good one.... ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:53 pm

lmao, nice ;-D :-b
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Postby GEBaseball3 » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:30 am

;-D ;-D two thumbs up
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Postby Madison » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:08 am

Lol! :-b
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby so0perspam » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:17 am

Haha ... definitely cute. :-]
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Postby Bloody Nipples » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:25 am

For some reason I thought the punchline would mention an alter-boy !+)
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Postby kentx12 » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:45 am

Bloody Nipples wrote:For some reason I thought the punchline would mention an alter-boy !+)



That was wrong.. :-P
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:19 pm

HAHAHA. nice one kent. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:28 pm

ahh good one
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