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Postby acsguitar » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:30 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... gorilla_dc

Well actually its a gorrilla...but this is one of the funniest stories ever...by the way I will be buying a goldfish and telling ladies that it wants them to get naked
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:35 pm

"real-life Dr. Dolittle"


That's enough to make me want to stay far, far away from this topic. :-b
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:36 pm

Dang....I need to teach my dog a new trick.... O:-)
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:37 pm

My cat gets a little cranky unless he gets a striptease with his evening meal. ;-7
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:39 pm

Can't wait for them to cross examine the monkey on the stand.
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:33 pm

This stuff is crazy. :-b
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:53 pm

<---I'd do it for my monkey ;-)
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:38 pm

horny gorillas :-]
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:46 pm

And you all thought I was stupid for taking that job at the Zoo dressing up in a Gorilla suit! Now who is the dummy?
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