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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:42 am

Dearest Redneck Son,

I'm writing this slow, because I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home,
so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address because the last
West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they
moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't
seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send. Your Uncle Billy Bob said it
would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut
them off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it
is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just
like
your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out but he fought them off and drowned.. We had him cremated,
he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because ! they couldn't get the
tailgate down.

There is n't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the
normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom


:-D
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Fireball Express » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:19 am

Fresh off the heals of the Daytona 500. :-D
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Postby wrveres » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:23 am

lmao :-b

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
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Postby DK » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:03 am

wrveres wrote:lmao :-b

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.


The baby looks just like your brother.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:40 am

hahha that was hilarirous.. remind me of my days back in SC
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Re: Redneck Son

Postby ensanimal » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:55 am

Madison wrote: Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom


:-D[/quote]

LOL ;-D

good stuff
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:30 pm

LOL....that is a classic.... ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:09 pm

An oldie but a goodie.. ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:22 pm

lol ;-D
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