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Postby so0perspam » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:15 am

KolbSaves wrote:He touched you when you were a child. That's my official guess.


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Postby Kingctb27 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:19 am

KolbSaves wrote:He touched you when you were a child. That's my official guess.

LMAO, thats great.....My guess is that he went to your HS, stole your girl and you had to be the #2 pitcher behind him ;-)
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Postby looptid » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:26 am

He stole the numerous scouting reports that said he had durability problems from your house in the middle of the night, and took your television out of spite?
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Postby kidnemisis » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:15 am

Ooo i want to play. Ok so clearly Zito won the cy young and didnt get the recognition that Johan gets. Zito was always part of the big three, never a stand alone fella. Johan is the man, and everyone treats him like it. Now this bothers you as a Barry Zito fan.....except a fan wouldnt be bothered by this sort of thing.....unless.....Zito is god is.....Barry Zito! Maybe you had something to do with 2/3 of the Big 3 being shipped out Barry. Clear conspiracy, if you ask me.
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Postby foulballstrike3 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:21 am

He's more endowed than you?
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:04 am

foulballstrike3 wrote:He's more endowed than you?

Of course he is, he just signed a $40 million contract. Oh, did you mean something else? :-]
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Postby Carey Saders » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:00 pm

Because he makes Zito look so mortal?
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Postby TheYanks04 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:13 pm

Carey Saders wrote:Because he makes Zito look so mortal?


A good percentage of the AL batters have been doing that pretty regularly over the past couple of years.
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Postby Zito is God » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:58 pm

kidnemisis wrote:Ooo i want to play. Ok so clearly Zito won the cy young and didnt get the recognition that Johan gets. Zito was always part of the big three, never a stand alone fella. Johan is the man, and everyone treats him like it. Now this bothers you as a Barry Zito fan.....except a fan wouldnt be bothered by this sort of thing.....unless.....Zito is god is.....Barry Zito! Maybe you had something to do with 2/3 of the Big 3 being shipped out Barry. Clear conspiracy, if you ask me.


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Postby Transmogrifier » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:10 pm

Why is this a big secret?
I'm back. Sorta.

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