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Postby CameronCrazy » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:22 pm

just look at him
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Postby Rico The Retard » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:24 pm

CameronCrazy wrote:just look at him


lol good point, im sureeeee he has a wife or gf ;-7 :-b hes pretty good looking :-D
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:26 pm

Can you believe ESPN pays him to do this kind of crapola?
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Postby jetlag » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:07 am

Mike Harmon just took it to a new level

"This time I'm pitting Oakland's Rich Harden against Florida's Josh Beckett. Both are hard-throwing right-handers on the verge of fantasy greatness. But who gets there first? My colleague, Brandon Funston, assumed 12 personalities and played out a one-man mock draft, where Beckett, Oliver Perez and Harden came off the board in rapid succession. I wonder what made the fifth manager in Brandon's mind take Beckett ahead of Harden?"

I guess he cant just ask him as that might be a bit awkward. "hey funston, can you bring out funston5 for me to talk to for a sec?" But this brings up a tricky situation at yahoo... what if yahoo decides to fire the entire staff except for funston and have his 12 personalities write all of the articles?
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Postby nikku88 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:22 am

jetlag wrote:I guess he cant just ask him as that might be a bit awkward. "hey funston, can you bring out funston5 for me to talk to for a sec?" But this brings up a tricky situation at yahoo... what if yahoo decides to fire the entire staff except for funston and have his 12 personalities write all of the articles?


Actually that would be pretty interesting.
We could have surly Funston, timid Funston, angry Funston, mentally challenged Funston (ok, ok that's all of them.).
I'm waiting for his next article on how to trade after you do a 12 person draft. Will Funston take advantage of Funston?
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Postby thomasps3 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:29 am

This whole article deserves a "No comment"
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