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Postby slomo007 » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:05 pm

Lofunzo wrote:He also had a roulette type wheel in the actual urinal that spun on impact. :-b


Wouldn't that lead to excessive splashage?
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:07 pm

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Lofunzo wrote:He also had a roulette type wheel in the actual urinal that spun on impact. :-b


Wouldn't that lead to excessive splashage?


Not at all. It was a nice sized urinal plus, he had someone else to clean the bathroom. :-D
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Postby slomo007 » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:08 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
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Lofunzo wrote:He also had a roulette type wheel in the actual urinal that spun on impact. :-b


Wouldn't that lead to excessive splashage?


Not at all. It was a nice sized urinal plus, he had someone else to clean the bathroom. :-D


Haha, I wasn't worried about the bathroom...I was worried about my clothing.

But as long as the urinal was ample size, that sounds awesome.
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Postby kentx12 » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:29 pm

Nice... ;-D
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Postby Rico The Retard » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:55 pm

slomo007 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:
slomo007 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:He also had a roulette type wheel in the actual urinal that spun on impact. :-b


Wouldn't that lead to excessive splashage?


Not at all. It was a nice sized urinal plus, he had someone else to clean the bathroom. :-D


Haha, I wasn't worried about the bathroom...I was worried about my clothing.

But as long as the urinal was ample size, that sounds awesome.


ya youd have to bring an extra change of close cuz ya might get soaked :-b
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:58 pm

Rico The Retard wrote:
slomo007 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:
slomo007 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:He also had a roulette type wheel in the actual urinal that spun on impact. :-b


Wouldn't that lead to excessive splashage?


Not at all. It was a nice sized urinal plus, he had someone else to clean the bathroom. :-D


Haha, I wasn't worried about the bathroom...I was worried about my clothing.

But as long as the urinal was ample size, that sounds awesome.


ya youd have to bring an extra change of close cuz ya might get soaked :-b


Nah. When in doubt, bank it in or use the toilet.
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Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:54 am

Hey! I was born there!

Must be even more backwater than what I remember.
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Postby Fireball Express » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:59 am

Growing up we had a little picture/sign in our bathroom saying "The Job isn't Finished until the Paperwork is Done." :-)
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Postby Rico The Retard » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:03 am

there was a sports bar ive been too before where it says " Don't be Ass, Keep your S*** in here" i dunno thought it was kinda funny at the time
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:05 am

Rico The Retard wrote:there was a sports bar ive been too before where it says " Don't be Ass, Keep your S*** in here" i dunno thought it was kinda funny at the time


I don't get it. :-°
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